Don’t fight it.
Yes, this is all just an elaborate ruse to help you justify studying superheroes, zombies, pizzas, surfing and maple syrup.
You can almost smell the popcorn in these gyms, churches, discos and supermarkets.
Ernest Shackleton braved 1500 kilometres of open ocean to save his shipwrecked crew. By all accounts, it was a thoroughly unpleasant journey. So scientist Tim Jarvis decided to experience it for himself.
It’s basically the Ocean’s Eleven of flightless bird thefts.
First, take a deep breath. Then read these instructions.