Awkward Metal Band Photos

Saturday July 21, 2018 Written by Genevieve

For generations, one question has dominated the minds of humanity’s greatest thinkers: what’s the formula for the perfect metal band photo? The heroes featured on ­­­­­­Awkward Metal Bands seem to have come close to finding an answer.

Overwhelmingly, these shots demonstrate that every serious metal collective ought to have the following organised for a shoot:

- leather

- studs

- lank and / or luscious manes

- bulging body parts

- facial expressions that convey a kind of rapture/agony/rage/conviction.

Throw in a few axes (of the weapon or guitar variety), and your raging troupe will be well on its way to capturing the essence of life in the musical service of Satan.