DIY Camouflage: How to Disappear Completely

Saturday June 04, 2016 Written by Smith

You don’t need to drop $30 on camo pants to fade into the background: all you need is some mud, grass – and these life-saving* instructions from the difficult-to-see folk at Willow Haven Outdoor.

The process, from start to finish, consists of 1) taking off all of your clothes; 2) lathering yourself in mud; and 3) rolling around in leaves, though we reckon you could probably add a fourth step – find a reason for doing any of this in the first place. We suspect it’s all an elaborate way to take a mud bath without being called out on it. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

*Should you find yourself in some sort of Arnie from Predator type situation.