Thinking about underground music icon Steve Albini cooking his wife dinner at home and then waxing poetic about it online is about as incongruous as picturing Charles Manson knitting a sweater for a chihuahua.
Australia's water is some of the best in the world, so why on earth do we buy bottled?
Have you ever contemplated what happens when films and TV shows finish shooting and are suddenly left with a rococo set filled with couches, garden furniture, office desks and high-end kitchen appliances?
Water, water everywhere, but turn off that goddamn tap man, there's a crisis afoot!